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Friday, December 26, 2003
What about the Figgy Pudding? o well, we here at Quest Quips hope you had some happy holidays and wish you a happy New Year! Liz clippped this for us and i'm posting it. Thanks, Liz. AMERICAN MORNING A Look at Traditional English Christmas Aired December 25, 2003 - 07:38 ET THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT. THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED. JACK CAFFERTY, CNN CORRESPONDENT: Time now for one of our most popular features on AMERICAN MORNING, no matter what time of the year it is. It's a fairly regularly scheduled trip across the Atlantic to London and my pal Richard Quest. He's over there this morning and he's going to tell us a little about how they do a traditional English Christmas -- Richard, nice to have you with us. Merry Christmas. What have you got? RICHARD QUEST, CNN CORRESPONDENT: Season's greetings to you, Jack. Now then, what is one of those? Hah! No, it's not an implement that should be used somewhere else. It is a Christmas cracker, the sort of thing that you pull on Christmas lunch. Now, normally you pull it with a friend. Well, I managed to find one friend -- you couldn't be here to join me, so I'm joined by one of my colleagues, Diana. Now, look at this. We're now going to -- this is how you do it. This is the thing. You basically pull the Christmas cracker. I lost. But never mind. For the purposes of this I won. CAFFERTY: Wow. Now, what's in there after you bust it apart? QUEST: I've had to break another one. What you've basically got in here is a little bit of a present. CAFFERTY: OK. QUEST: A glow in the dark, a cheap little nasty toy. CAFFERTY: OK. QUEST: This is what you really want, though, Jack. This. CAFFERTY: Well, now that -- that adds a little something, Richard. Much better. QUEST: All right, now, and a joke. Here we go. Are you ready for this, Jack? Why is the sky so high? CAFFERTY: I don't know. QUEST: So that the birds don't bump their heads. CAFFERTY: Good answer. QUEST: Right. Now, with all of this, you need some food. CAFFERTY: OK. QUEST: What, forget that -- you have turkey on Thanksgiving, we have turkey on Christmas Day. But then afterwards, bring on the dessert. Diana's doing sterling service here. It's amazing what you can get these days. Look at these two, Jack. This is a Christmas pudding. Times are hard at Time Warner, so we've only managed to buy one minced pie. CAFFERTY: I was going to say, there's not much food there. QUEST: Well, you know, shareholders and profits, don't you know? CAFFERTY: Oh, yes. QUEST: This is the big one because what you do here is you pour brandy over it, heat it up, set it on fire. And minced pies, which are a peculiar British-English thing. There's no mince meat in them. It's actually just fruit. And that's what people eat. So, now, Jack, I've got me hat, I've got me Christmas pudding, I've got me minced pie, now I'm ready. It's three o'clock Christmas afternoon. CAFFERTY: OK. QUEST: Time for Her Majesty to call on. CAFFERTY: Right. Every year the queen gives... QUEST: Is that it? CAFFERTY: Yes. She gives a Christmas message every year. I am familiar with that. What's she going to talk about? QUEST: Well, we never really know what the queen is going to say. I can guarantee she will be telling us to count our blessings. There will also, no doubt, be a healthy dose of, "It has been an eventful year," and, finally, I can guarantee, Jack, she will wish us all a very happy Christmas. CAFFERTY: Merry Christmas to you, Richard Quest. And don't forget to take the hat off before you leave the building. QUEST: Thank you, Jack. CAFFERTY: All right. |